One of my favourite useless pieces of information relates to Greenland. You can quiz your family and friends with it after reading this and annoy them for hours.
Greenland is the only nation in the Americas that uses its indigenous language as the official language of state. All others use the language of the conquering nation – whether that be English, French, Spanish or Portuguese. For a long time it was Danish in Greenland but the nation has been self-governing since 2009. And don’t write in to tell me it’s not wholly independent yet. I have Wikipedia too.
Greenland is not just useful in pub quizzes, it also feels like a barometer for the state of the planet. If its big glaciers are melting, then we’re all in trouble. And there is a melt up there.
However, rather than see that as a problem, Donald Trump views it as an opportunity. He wants, goes the story, to buy Greenland in order to tap into the natural resources that melting ice opens up. This sounds both outlandish and immediately believable. It fits into a pattern of certain rich nations seeing climate change as a positive for economic expansion rather than a crisis.
Russia and China are licking their lips over the retreat of Arctic sea ice, something scientists warn has been at an unprecedented gallop since 2000. There is an estimated $35 TRILLION of untapped coaland gas up there, not to mention minerals like titanium, gold and uranium.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the globe, Australia is falling out with neighbouring Pacific island states over its refusal to commit to fossil-fuel reduction targets. Those states, like Tuvalu, don’t want to become a historical footnote, as rising sea levels swamp them. Australia says the reduction targets would damage their economy. The irony that parts of Australia are being ravaged by the effects of climate change appears to be lost on them.