It’s illegal to clean a rug by shaking it on the street. You can’t hang a washing line across a road, keep a pigsty in front of your house or take a stroll with a cow during daylight. Unless loading or unloading, it’s prohibited to carry a plank along a pavement.
These mid-19th century laws remain enforceable in parts of the country despite clearly being signs of different times.
There’s another surviving relic that’s similarly dated, just as absurd. The Vagrancy Act 1824 was introduced to punish “idle and disorderly Persons, and Rogues and Vagabonds”. It was a direct response to the number of homeless veterans who ended up on the streets after the Napoleonic wars, joined by workers pushed or pulled to the cities by the Industrial Revolution.
Over the years, it has been used to target anyone deemed undesirable, from fortune-tellers and Gypsies, to sex workers, beggars and rough sleepers.
Last year the government announced that the act would be gone by spring 2026. Yet today someone found sleeping in a public space could face a fine of up to £1,000.
Even if rarely enforced, the damaging, lingering implication is that someone who’s homeless is doing, or has done, something wrong. That skews our whole attitude to addressing the biggest of issues; someone is at fault, more deserving of prosecution than understanding and support.