The recent conflict has brought brutal attacks from both sides – but, with the Oscars ceremony under our belts, perhaps we can now declare peace in our time: opera and ballet have finally defeated Timothée Chalamet.
Variations on this comedic missive have run amok in writers’ rooms, with US TV host Jon Stewart referencing the fight on The Daily Show and Oscars host Conan O’Brien using his opening speech to joke: “Security is extremely tight tonight – I’m told there are concerns about attacks from both the opera and ballet communities.”
Opera and ballet vs Chalamet began after the latter made a comment during a filmed Q&A with Matthew McConaughey at the University of Texas. The actors were talking about keeping cinema current, when Chalamet opined: “I don’t want to be working in ballet, or opera, or things where it’s like, ‘Hey, keep this thing alive, even though like no one cares about this any more.’ All respect to all the ballet and opera people out there.”
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It is a truth universally known that saying “all respect” invariably makes the intended recipient feel immediately disrespected – and soon screens erupted with gorgeous stage production shots and the declaration ‘we care’. Inspired marketing campaigns offered a ‘Chalamet discount’ and English National Opera (ENO) posted “We’d love to change your mind – free tickets on us to help you fall back in love with opera anytime xoxo.”
I’m excited to see Chalamet and his girlfriend Kylie Jenner at Angel’s Bone, the UK premiere of the Pulitzer Prize-winning opera by Du Yun, which will be staged at Manchester’s Aviva Studios (12-16 May; then at the London Coliseum 16-31 October).